Usually, I think the world is a very awesome place. Most awesome of all are the Ocean Baths that I swim laps in every day. Today while I was swimming, however, some low life stole my prescription sunglasses while I was doing laps.
So this finger is for them. In retaliation for stealing my beloved sunglasses I hope some horrible misfortune befalls you, stealerer. I couldn't remember anyone's phone number besides my mum's, and she was out. So I had to drive home very slowly, squinting and hoping no one ran out in front of my car. Not. Happy. Jan.
Sad face :(